Me: Is it poop?
H: *smells baby’s diaper* Yup!
Me: So go change her!
H: No way, it’s your turn!
Me: But… I’m blogging… Tell you what, if you get this one, I’ll change the next three ones! So it’ll be like a bonus!
H: I want that in writing and on the fridge as a reminder!
Me: I’ll write it down later, I’ll even sign it… don’t you trust me?
All the while baby’s just sitting there loudly expressing her discontent as if to say: “PARENTS! I just sh*t my pants! Can we speed this up a little?!”
This one is actually a picture of the ladybug yawning. I don’t have a single one of her crying or being even remotely unhappy to illustrate discontent. That’ll give you an idea of what she’s (and always has been) like!